Neromaxxing
of the Emperor Nero. Artist unknown.
Rome recut it again after he died2
The strongman always commissions the body he does not have3
When the look is the point, everything is subtractive4
There is no growing back.
- His portrait was reissued in successive official types across his reign, the coinage restruck to match.
- Cleveland holds one of the results: a head of Vespasian, recut from a head of Nero.
- In 2025 the US defense secretary summoned the generals to talk about their weight and their beards.
- A looksmaxxing influencer took a hammer to his own face for a sharper jaw, then went back for the surgeries.
Lukas Bentel · 2026
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